What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:25
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III